tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60089472011-12-07T00:17:36.730-05:00Chauncey BillupsFall Back Shaq...I'm Starting NowBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.comBlogger871100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1150893520193553202006-06-21T08:17:00.000-04:002006-11-07T12:49:15.740-05:00THEN THEY CALL THE SHIT THE BOMB SMACKAdam Morrison's got the Panic! at the Rectory suit rocking.Jesuits have more fun. It was definitely a step up from this:Nice pleats, God. Looks like he pulled a B&E on the fucking Gap...in 1988. Actually...looks like a two-man job:The fact that these two play online Halo 2 together is one of the fucking factoids of the century. Who gets to be Master Chief?! Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1130521931178014802005-10-28T13:43:00.000-04:002005-10-28T13:56:17.293-04:00HIGH LIKE GIRAFFE ASSThe Pistons just want everyone to know that the road to San Antonio goes through Detroit. Get a trip-tik, duke. Now you may ask, Oh seer of seers, how will the Motown Get Along Gang continue to push their reign on the top beyond leprechaun proportions? Easy. Teamwork. When Carlos Arroyo got into a little bit of turkey-burger level beef with D-Notz last night, he got himself Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1130361224410279822005-10-26T16:38:00.000-04:002005-10-26T17:24:38.466-04:00I CARRY STRIPES IN HOOD. I AM ZEBRA.Shit, we're possesed like a gun charge over here. Denver is looking mighty healthy this year. Got a few qualms with Kiki signing Earl Watson this off seas. You know who else has beef with that signing? Earl fucking Watson, that's who! Dude kept Memphis afloat last season while JWill was playing like a meth addict robbing a fucking Sonic (don't know what that Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1130353722682731062005-10-26T15:07:00.000-04:002005-10-26T15:17:59.260-04:00TICKLE ME PINK LIKE...Keep your x-ray in top shape. Don't wanna catch nothing on the Usher tour or whatever. Inside, El Ron talks about wanting to box Ben Wallace for 10 mil on pay-per. He also says he and Larry Bird were brought together by the biggest VP of basketball operations there is...YAHWEH. His name doth ring out, no? Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1113001391728448222005-10-25T14:20:00.000-04:002005-10-26T11:10:13.973-04:00BACK IN THE GARAGE WITH MY BULLSHIT DETECTOREddy Curry's heart beat sounds like Sasquatch feet! Blind, crippled or crazy, Isaiah Thomas will give you major figures. He swiped Baby Shaq from the bum-ticker pile, trading the lockeroom equivalent of Avian Bird Flu (I see you, Tim T.!) and some spare parts for the promising center. Larry's boys are shaping up to be the best shit on hardwood since Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1108421660432819292005-02-14T17:24:00.000-05:002005-02-16T14:22:42.703-05:00PLEASE BRING MY CAKE BACKTip your Bowler hat to the original Lil' Flip. The Wolves were built for a short window, and that window has apparently slammed shut on their necks.I'm saying this year's Wolves squad--with the return of Wally and the lost Neville brother, Troy Hudson, and the emergence of Eddie Griffin--was like some Ikea furniture or something. You got these pieces, the shit makes senseBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com39tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1107895475266472912005-02-08T15:24:00.000-05:002005-02-14T17:14:30.573-05:00STEP INSIDE THE BOOTH, SUPERMAN IS ALIVE-Miami beat the Spurs last night. Just to show you who wears the cape on the Heat side, Wade had a 28-5-6. One-kidney-'Zo is on the way, Eddie Jones' finger is in a splint, and pretty soon they're probably gonna be able to swipe Rafer, Donyell Marshall and Jalen from the Raptors for Season One of Miami Vice. Maybe some of those Western Conference crews are Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1106877280729890212005-01-27T20:05:00.000-05:002005-01-27T20:54:40.730-05:00DON'T HAVE ME ZIP DOWN THIS JACKET, OPEN THE OVEN UP
This is your OFFICIAL CHAUNCEY BILLUPS GUIDE TO THE FUTURE CAREER OF GEORGE KARL-HEAD COACH OF THE DENVER NUGGETSakaI REMEMBER MILWAUKEE!!!Phase 1 (The remainder of the season): As Marc Stein calls him, Furious George is in the building talking some shit about how Denver is a dream job (Alex English retired, God!). The players start sensing Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1104873459224529472005-01-04T16:07:00.000-05:002005-01-25T18:35:08.433-05:00I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING SHORE PATROL, MOTHERFUCKER!
New Orleans: The Movie...starring Marlee Matlin as Jim Jackson because BRAH CAN'T HEAR THE NOLIA CLAP. Traded by Houston to Nawlins for David Wesley, Double J elected to flip the bird to the trifling Hornets by not reporting for duty. GM Alan Bristow, in trying to sell his bottom-feeding club to Jackson, via the media, had this to say:
“One Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1104256012688070862004-12-28T11:54:00.000-05:002004-12-29T17:32:55.180-05:00EVEN ROY JONES...
Random notes from the Indy/Detroit on Christmas Day (while eating potato salad, napping, and polishing off a Yuengling six pack)
-First off, what the fuck is up with the slow-mo, black and white montage of the Pacers/Pistons brawl, accompanied by Coldplay's, "Clocks." Because who among us, when presented with images of Jermaine O'Neal caving in someone's head, is not Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1103581377908221352004-12-20T16:57:00.000-05:002004-12-20T17:22:57.906-05:00HOW THE EAST WAS...
Made somewhat more intersting? Half-man/Half-Butterscotch Krimpet is coming to the Swamp. Some in Jerz might be pretty excited to see Vince Carter run the break with the Kidd and the kid, Richard Jefferson (though isn't R.J. a younger, more durable version of Vinsanity, Rod Thorn?).
Lord knows when Carter will throw on the Meadowlands Blue, as his achilles heel continues toBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1103223871793804252004-12-16T13:08:00.000-05:002004-12-16T14:06:08.856-05:00YOU'LL BE WEARING A BLACK SUIT A LONG TIME
A Univesity of Florida education. It is the stuff that bench warmers and real estate agents are made of. One thing they apparently don't teach on the manicured lawns or under the flourescent lights of UF is self-preservation, because last night Raptors forward and UF alum Matt Bonner--the dude his teammates affectionately call, "Opie,"--stared death Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1103141279992780892004-12-15T13:38:00.000-05:002004-12-15T15:10:18.150-05:00THIS IS THE REALEST SINCE KUMBAYA
Yesterday started like any other for Sixers backup combo guard Willie Green. Upon entering the warm hearth of camaraderie that is the Sixers locker room, he was welcomed by his mentor, Allen Iverson, who shouted over the din of reporters:
"That's an ugly shirt, Willie"
He was referring to the burgundy and yellow blouse that Green was rocking. Much a guffaw Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1103048876815895932004-12-14T13:06:00.000-05:002004-12-14T13:27:56.816-05:00AND SHE KEEP ASKING, "HOW IT SHOOT IF IT'S PLASTIC?"
Word to Cedric Ceballos, the Phoenix Suns are really bringing back the old-school (to me, because I'm Kicking and Screaming like that) style of play that made me love basketball in the first place. I'm talking about the Running Rebel Anderson Hunt! The fuck you know about Mookie Blaylock and the Sooners, dude?! Fuck a NCAA violation!
The Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1102708327643372502004-12-10T13:34:00.000-05:002004-12-10T15:25:51.326-05:00RELAPSE, I STAY ZAPPED, MY URINE AIN'T CLEAN
Read the headlines, suckers. Today's the deadline. He who fell from the tree of Marbury is not BALCO-ing it. Just saying that Young Telfair dropped 11 points in 25 minutes for his first significant contribution of the year, as the Blazers beat the Celtics in some last-second shit.
"Once you get that first point you get your momentum. I call it Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1102541333381930802004-12-08T15:33:00.000-05:002004-12-09T15:00:29.303-05:00YOU JUST REALLY NEED A HUG, STUPID
Truly, no division is as beshitted as the Atlantic. I, as a Philadelphian, shiver at the thought that a revitalized Jerz (what with Jason back) team might make a run in a div. where 8-9 gets you first place.
(Which reminds of a dream I had the other night where I was hanging out in a supermarket and some dude got on the Pathmark P.A. and said, "I have a Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1102437545337360222004-12-07T11:27:00.000-05:002004-12-08T16:29:37.770-05:00BLOW THIS LIKE A TRUMPET
With a new lineup full of hot shit free agents (Carlos Boozer and Mehmet Okur) and a point guard coming off a star-making Olympics performance (Carlos Arroyo), the Utah Jazz looked primed to make a run deep into the very trill Western Conference playoffs. And after notching a 6-1 record to start the season, that seemed exactly where they were going. But they play 82 Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1092951157636254682004-12-01T17:18:00.000-05:002004-12-01T12:49:00.810-05:00STRETCH CHINA LIKE...
Things are not going so well in Screwston. After aquiring Tracy McGrady over the off-season, the Rockets looked poised to rise like cream to the top of the West. But the Boss Hog Outlawz are playing like half and half.
Maybe it has to do with the fact that 1993 Heisman winner, Charlie "You Need To Get Jesus In Your Life" Ward is their starting PG. Could be that T-Mac is Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1100018941238583262004-11-09T11:48:00.000-05:002004-11-23T13:52:40.266-05:00TRAMPS LIKE US
So Ron gets his time off , Ben Wallace gets a slap on the wrist, Bill Walton pitches a fit ("The shock, dismay and sadness have not diminished at all with time" CHILL OUT JEFFERSON AIRPLANE, IT'S NOT LIKE A KENNEDY GOT SHOT), that fat kid who looked like Turtle from Entourage gets his dome dented by Jermaine (don't worry, when he's done raiding J.O.'s financial holdings he be Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1099597669519232512004-11-04T13:32:00.000-05:002004-11-04T14:53:10.376-05:00I GAVE YOU POWER
Gilbert Arenas is a man capable of dropping 20 points and 10 assists on any given night. He is also a man capable of going cuckoo for coco puffs at the drop of a dime. Gil missed the season opener with his Wizards due to an NBA suspension, for "a gun registration mishap." Gil had this to say:
""It was an oversight on my part,"
Gil continued..."My kids went out and took careBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1099586312959233202004-11-04T11:30:00.000-05:002004-11-04T15:48:22.026-05:00BRING EM OUT, BRING EM OUT
The NBA jump-off has jump offed under the shadow of the Presidential election. You might think that most ballers of the L don't care who sits in the White House, as long as their ACL holds and their check clears. WRONG. Just ask Scot Pollard, back-back-back up forward/center of Larry Legend's Pacers. (BTW, Scot voted Bush)
"Hey, I'm just glad it's over. I didn't Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1098396576883732892004-10-21T13:13:00.000-04:002004-10-25T18:48:46.320-04:00GIRLS, GIRLS...YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY
The pre-season is a time for starters to lean back, for role players to demand contract extensions, for coaches to sow the seeds of future ulcers and for undrafted young dudes to consider the pro's and con's of playing in lovely Macedonia. But every once in a while the pressure cooker gets pressureized, despite being several weeks away from true-balling timeBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1097614093167092412004-10-12T15:33:00.000-04:002004-10-13T16:43:41.586-04:00WOOF
Qyntel Woods! After two seasons of toiling on the end of the Blazers bench and getting arrested outside of Portland strip clubs, young Q. has been suspended, indefinitely.
Seems Woods is being investigated for dog abandonment and hosting dog fights in his Portland home. This comes on the heels of Q's summer-long effort to clean up his act (aka losing the corn-rows, getting treatment for Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1097091809765789492004-10-06T15:40:00.000-04:002004-10-06T15:43:29.766-04:00ONE OF THESE....
Three headlines from Boston sports sections failed to inspire sparks of hope and energy in whiskey-dicked Beantown men rising for another day of life:
RED SOX DOWN ANGELS 9-3
ORTIZ: "I SAY 'FUCK YOU, JOBU! I DO IT MYSELF!'"
PATRIOTS UNDEFEATED FOR MORE THEN A YEAR
BELICHEK: "I'MA PISS ON LOMBARDI'S GRAVE!"
GARY PAYTON REPORTS TO CELTICS CAMP
Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1092758888619657172004-08-17T12:06:00.000-04:002004-08-17T12:43:20.666-04:00IF YOU WHACK ME, YOU CAN'T BE THE BOSS
After dispatching one of the winningest coaches of all-time, and probably forcing the trade of the most dominant player in the game, defacto GM, and amateur poet, Kobe Bryant made a few more moves.
According to the Boston Herald, Kobe Bryant was instrumental in getting journeyman forward Chris Mihm included in the now be-shitted Lakers-Celtics trade Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1091044233391758822004-07-28T11:41:00.000-04:002004-08-06T14:25:14.310-04:00SALT LAKE CITY! YOU ARE NOW ROCKING WITH THE BEST!!
NORTHWEST!
Utah- Matt Harpring checks in with a Jazzy update:
Didn't you get the MEHMO!? We spend paper here in Salt Lake Sleazy! Scared money don't make none. So, the Head Mormon In Charge, Kevin O'Connor, went out and got some fresh legs. Carlos Boozer and Mehmet Okur. Two wide-bodied power forwards who have played in the shadows too longBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1090946079395394702004-07-27T12:34:00.000-04:002004-07-27T12:34:39.396-04:00SALUTE!
Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1090946042517879002004-07-27T12:22:00.000-04:002004-07-27T17:40:39.673-04:00THEY SAY YOU CAN RAP ABOUT ANYTHING BUT JESUS
CENTRAL
Indiana- Legendary Larry of French Lick sent Al Harrington to Atlanta. In return he recieved Stephen Jackson, a sharp-shooting 2 guard.
He's already got one championship ring from his stint with the Spurs. And after a year in ATL. purgatoty, Stephen's got a hunger for more. Quoth the raven:
"Just say I’m from Somalia and IBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1090870994446225342004-07-26T15:34:00.000-04:002004-07-27T14:10:45.890-04:00I'VE BEEN RUNNING NEW YORK SO LONG I'M EXHAUSTED
ATLANTIC
New York- You see this car?
That's a fine automobile, isn't it? It's flexible. It's blue. Blue is a nice color. And it doesn't have unnecessary accoutrements like doors or windows. Who needs that shit, right? That driver's side front wheel, is just hanging there. You know why? Because this car is chillin. It's like, 'Hey,Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1090009512324185702004-07-16T15:58:00.000-04:002004-07-27T14:11:09.810-04:00AND THE WHITE MAN GETS PAID OFF OF ALL OF THAT
We decided to get off the hammock and take a walk up to the high ground, surveying all of the front-loaded, Sprewell Escalade escapades the NBA's GM's have taken.
Your Chauncey Billups off-season review, with new division allignments!
SOUTHEAST!
Atlanta- A-Town! I went to the Hawks' page on NBA.com and you know who's the face of the Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1089672539013647022004-07-12T18:33:00.000-04:002004-07-12T18:48:59.013-04:00MOVE YOUR WHOLE HOOD LIKE CABRINI GREEN
Miss Thing...There is no guest list tonight
With Shaq's Floridian Exodus almost a done deal, Laker GM Mitch Kupchak is paitently waiting for Kobe Bryant to decide between the two L.A. teams, the other being (in case you were like, word L.A. got two squads?!) the mighty Coach Combover Dunleavy's mighty Clippers. Bryant continues to be mum on which way he Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1089391296273669412004-07-09T12:34:00.000-04:002004-07-12T18:50:04.853-04:00SAD GIRLS POR VIDA
Cleveland GM Jim Paxson got a running start and truly screwed the pooch this week. Pax, and Daredevil-esque Cavs owner, Gordon Gund, allowed thrift-store find, Carlos Boozer to opt out of his mad cheap contract, under the assumption/verbal agreemnet/let's shake on it understanding that 'Los would resign with LeBron's squad. The idea being, Boozer opts out his pocket lint Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1087921754035197172004-06-22T11:08:00.000-04:002004-06-22T12:59:46.890-04:00LEAVE YA WITH A LARRY JOHNSON CREASE IN YOUR CAESAR
Shaq is taking his book of rhymes and he's movin' out! Lakers owner Jerry Buss, and GM Mitch Kupchak are apparently so enamored with young Kobe Bryant, his continental flair for poetry and his gentle touch with both the mid-range jumpers and the ladies (shut yo mouth!) that they are willing to say goodbye to the most dominant player in the Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1087574344678093382004-06-18T11:47:00.000-04:002004-06-18T14:58:15.246-04:00THERE'S A WAR GOING ON OUTSIDE NO MAN IS SAFE FROM
There are some troubling troubles to be troubled by out there. Nothing keeps this scribe up at night more often then the safety and well-being of our Olympic athletes...well that and the longevity of Ashlee Simpson's career, but I digress.
I'm in 7th Heaven when you sing
Forget for a moment that most of the USA's Olympians have enough Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1087507041897118522004-06-17T12:11:00.000-04:002004-06-17T18:22:40.080-04:00WHEN I BRING THE MAC INTO RUCKER, DOG, IT AIN'T TRACY
While the Pistons get fitted for rings, the rest of L's General Managers get their fitted ear-pieces for their cell's, as they try and do like Joe Dumars does. They're frying up trade rumors on the hot stove, and people's feelings are about to get hurt!
- Tracy McGrady is rumored to be going everywhere from Phoenix to the Lakers. The mostBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1087418999506552642004-06-16T16:31:00.000-04:002004-06-16T16:49:59.506-04:00PISSED ON
Larry wins one, the right way. My mang gets MVP. Rip becomes NBA royalty. Rasheed gets paid back. AND DUNNY DARKO BREAKS HIS HAND (no joke!) PUTTING THE NAILS IN THE COFFIN.
said the Milic:
Milic: They're lucky I broke my mitt, God. I was about to tomahawk some shit like my name was Sitting Bull. Holler at a real Injun! Ask Luke Walton! I was fittin' to knock him outta his L.A. Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1086807169024257822004-06-09T14:06:00.000-04:002004-06-09T14:52:49.026-04:00FOR THE JACKERS, THE JEALOUS ASS CRACKERS: I'LL MAKE YOU PROVE THAT IT'S BULLETPROOF
Oh I've been gone for a minute, drinking daquris with Mizz Billups in the Fla. sun. And whaddya know, THE GODDAMN DOOBIE BROTHERS BROKE UP. Ah, a little Romancing the Stone humor for all my Kathleen Turner fiends. Oh, we still playing ball? Oh word?
With a 60$ bet and about all the energy I can muster for aBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1085507748141893482004-05-25T11:50:00.000-04:002004-05-25T13:55:48.140-04:00WASSUP PIMP!? BIRDMAN MUTHAFUCKA!
Tayshaun's got wings! He's the financial advisor of this Big Basketball game, and he foreclosed on Reggie Miller's lucky streak. The Detroit Pistons made good on Rasheed Wallace's guarantee of a game two victory, defeating the Indiana Pacers on their home court, to tie the series at 1.
With time running out and the Pacers making a run, Tayshaun Prince, Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1085435791909748932004-05-24T17:25:00.000-04:002004-05-24T17:59:13.396-04:00I KEEP TRASH BAGS!
Things got all unsportsmanlike last night at the Target Center, where Minnesota tied up their Western Conference Finals series with the Lakers, 1-1. Despite no Sam Cassell--who pulled an Estelle Getty, and kept his battered hips on the bench--the Wolves came out gunning...
And smacked the Lake show in the mouth a little,winning big at home, 89-71.
Things got a little Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1085074585027718562004-05-20T13:18:00.000-04:002004-05-20T13:56:52.736-04:00JOKE'S ON YOU, WE'RE STILL ALIVE
Chris Webber's suicide note got one paragraph longer last night. Kevin Garnett became a Hall of Famer, we found out that Sam Cassell's one hip is worth 23 points, and Flip Saunders brushed the dandruff of the Minnesota playoff curse right off his shoulder. T'Wolves 83-80 over the Kings.
As Webber watched a last second, open 3 rattle in and out of the hoop, Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1084999129588405132004-05-19T15:50:00.000-04:002004-05-19T16:56:40.320-04:00Q.B. DROP YOU OFF THAT BRIDGE (BYE-BYE)
There'll be manslaughter right in front of the kids. Family values run Mobb Deep in Indiana. After ending the Heat's cinderella playoff run, down in Miami, the Pacers sat back and regarded the crushed dreams of the Heat hopefull. Particularly sensitive was Pacers forward, Al Harrington...
''That's the type of team we are. We like to ruin stuff for Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1084910216363052662004-05-18T15:29:00.000-04:002004-05-18T15:56:56.363-04:00BOUT TO START PUNCHING DUDES IN THEY FACE JUST FOR LIVING
KEVIN GARNETT FOR PRESIDENT:
"It's Game 7, man. That's it. It's for all the marbles,"
As in Chris Webber has some marbles. And soon he will be without them.
"Sitting in the house, I'm loadin' up the pump. I'm loadin' up the Uzi. I got a couple M-16s, a couple 9s. I got a couple joints with some silencers on them. I'm just loading Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1084902232299652402004-05-18T12:59:00.000-04:002004-05-18T17:31:49.326-04:00MY TIMB'S START FEELING LIKE THEY NIKE AIR'S ON ME
It's about time for Rash to plantar his facitis in Rich Jefferson's ass. I once saw R.J. eating a big ol' plate of eggs with a white girl at some spot on 2nd Ave. It was a good look for him. But Rasheed Wallace getting his Beastmaster on on Thursday night's game 7...that is not such a hot look.
As a weary New Jerz squad drags their tired Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1084824902586989812004-05-17T15:59:00.000-04:002004-05-17T16:15:02.586-04:00SHE KNEW HER SON HAD A BIG MOUTH AND ONE DAY DEATH WOULD OCCUR
I think the Wolves will win game 7. I think they will win because all the energy that Kevin Garnett saved up when he didn't turn Anthony Peeler's head into a canoe, will be channeled into dropping the Kings like a high school girlfriend in the second semester of your freshman year.
But that being said, let me say this.
This dude:Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1084819185016093742004-05-17T14:08:00.000-04:002004-05-17T14:39:45.016-04:00MY WHITE GIRL WANTS TO MOVE BACK TO MICHIGAN
The Pistons, led by the strangely zen-ed out Larry Brown, who blissfully smiled as his team crumbled under the mighty offensive skill set of Brian Scalabrine, blew game 5 in triple overtime on Friday night. This despite the rocking Auburn Hills, filled to the brim with Schlitz-fuled middle-management General Motors exec's, the half-court heroics ofBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1084484320338042692004-05-13T17:22:00.000-04:002004-05-18T12:59:49.806-04:00YO, I GRASP THE RATCHET, THE BLINKER, THE BISCUIT, THE BURNER, THE HEAT, THE TOASTER, THE TWISTER..
The Heat continued to shock the world and shock Rick Carlisle, last night, tying up their series with the one-seeded Pacers. While Lamar Odom went Jesus on their asses, Indy, save Ron Artest and Jermaine O'Neil, went limp. This is now a series. Shit got hectic towards the end of the game when Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1084483361305794432004-05-13T16:59:00.000-04:002004-05-13T17:22:41.306-04:00GAME OVER
Weaponry listens to love. And Flip Saunders loves his weaponry. No doubt. Just look at his arsenal. He's got the MVP, Latrell, Sam Cassell. Shoot, you don't even need a game plan! But letting his Big 3 handle the offensive workload would sort of take the fun out of coaching for the king of the middle-part. Nah, when Flip looks down at the reserve's he's got in McHale's Navy, he Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1084388109521479282004-05-12T14:27:00.000-04:002004-05-20T17:24:31.546-04:00NO MORE PEACE AND QUIET FOR THE WAR LIKE
Yes indeed. Yesterday was task force Tuesday and we all had to slog through those two boring ass games. Don't even front. I love Detroit, but them dudes make watching hoop about as much fun as learning French and getting dental surgery at the same time. When the most exciting thing happening in a series is two old ass white men (Nets GM, Rod Thorn, Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1083181486375273092004-04-28T15:44:00.000-04:002004-04-28T16:59:54.780-04:00AIN'T NO OTHER KINGS IN THIS RAP THING
They all siblings to the thug-God Ron Ron Artest. He of Queensbridge PJ's and St. John's University and many a Mobb Deep shout out. We love him here at CB Central. Like Pat Riley said, I wish I had 12 Ron Artest's on my team. And you know what, Riles? They're making crazy leaps in cloning, dude, so you may be in luck. The NBAA (National Basketball Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1082647431032138452004-04-22T11:23:00.000-04:002004-04-22T16:25:09.390-04:00JUST TO GET A REP
Tim T...hard as nails
Kenyon Martin considers turning Tim Thomas into a caserole
Much like a pretzel, Tim Thomas has it all twisted. After getting hacked with all the playoff vigor that Stanford-grad, Jason Collins could muster, Thomas was knocked to the ground, suffereing mad contusions on his back. Oh the contusions.
Tim kept his trap trapped for about a few days, as Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1082575119541584262004-04-21T15:18:00.000-04:002004-04-21T15:49:31.436-04:00LET ANGER BE YOUR SONG, IMMORTAL, CHUCKY ATKINS
Jesus H. Ginobili. You know you're watching some triffling ass basketball when you're counting the minutes to the ESPN halftime show. Straight up: The Indiana/Boston series has been like wathcing old people eat; full of Boston's broken plays, rushed bricks and time shattering isolation plays.
I was kind of glad to see Jermaine O'Neal and Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1082573406859107392004-04-21T14:50:00.000-04:002004-06-22T20:40:55.980-04:00SHAKING LIKE ALI HOLDING THE TORCH
Jamal Mashburn is not really getting his warrior face on these days. No. Monster Mash, once a nimble small forward with inside-outside game has become softer then Ken Griffey Jr. eating Cotton Candy on water bed. And that is some soft shit! A bruise on his right knee kept him out of all but 19 games this season, as his Hornets teammates struggled into the Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1081796834781218052004-04-12T15:07:00.000-04:002004-04-12T15:24:38.670-04:00YOU'LL BE RUNNIN' FOR DEAR LIFE SO FAR YOU MIGHT FALL OFF THE MAP
Fuckin' with Jamal Crawford, you need a gat. The Chicago Bulls combo guard told a lowly sportswriter that he could drop fitty in a game. And lo and behold, it would seem that J.C. has some sixth sense, putting down 50 on a crab Toronto Raptors team, last night.
Despite Crawford's vibes, it certainly helped his cause that he Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1081553614428845792004-04-09T19:33:00.000-04:002004-04-12T15:34:20.466-04:00I'M MATT HARPRING, BITCH
Utah small forward, Matt Harpring, chimes in with this update from the Salt Lake state.
Harpring: What is really hood, people. It's, your boy, the Rubberband Man, Matt Harpring. First off I wanna say big up to all my people burning trees in Moab (stay smoking babies!), all the Provo gangsters, and of course, can't forget the Salt Lake heads, who steady stays up on Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1081375230352342252004-04-07T18:00:00.000-04:002004-04-07T18:33:21.293-04:00I'LL MAKE THEM PRAY FOR YOU 'TIL 5 IN THE MORNING
The Bucks fended off the Nets last night in an Eastern Conference duel. But the game itself became the undercard as New Jersey power forward, Cincinatti University "alumnus" and honorary Mash Out Posse member, Kenyon Martin got into a bit of an argument with high flying candy-ass, Desmond Mason. Martin told the media following the game "I can'tBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1081362313612891272004-04-07T14:25:00.000-04:002004-04-07T17:44:47.543-04:00TOLD EM I FINISHED SCHOOL AND I STARTED MY OWN BUSINESS
THEY SAID, "OH YOU GRADUATED?"
NO I DECIDED I WAS FINISHED
'Tis the season for dozens upon dozens of young men to play, I AM SPARTACUS, trying to will their way into the sacred first round of the NBA Draft. Now of course, if it was me, if I was Sebastian Telfair, say, I would be up in Louisville pronto-like!
Telfair: Excuse me Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1081198271959239632004-04-05T16:51:00.000-04:002004-04-05T19:00:58.810-04:00SECRETARIES OF DEFENSE
Detroit unleashed some maxium-security-lock-you-down-like-you -got-contraband-in-your-Fruit-of-the-Loom's defense yesterday, holding the Indiana Pacers to 61 points. It was the first time Larry Brown's Pistons have defeated Indy. Pacers coach Rick Carslile excelled at noting the obvious, "This is a completely different team." Yes. Perhaps that has something to do withBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1080787773871601732004-03-31T21:48:00.000-05:002004-03-31T22:08:11.090-05:00LIKE ERIC B. FOR PRES. RESPECT ME IN THIS BITCH
Chris Webber has had a hard year. He's been held in contempt of court in Michigan, had his scholastic basketball career wiped from memory, and was suspended for violating the NBA's drug policy (methinks CDubb may have had a taste for the Special K COS YOU WERE SLEEPING IN THE FINAL FOUR THOSE MANY YEARS AGO, GOD (and besides, did you ever see Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1080759499479223002004-03-31T13:58:00.000-05:002004-03-31T15:22:54.483-05:00YOU COWARDS IS JUST NOW LEARNIN THE SHIT THAT WE TAUGHT
Oh my! We were getting worried there for a second. The Lake show has rattled off 9 wins in a row, including some off the top rope shellings of Western Conference pretenders like the Kings and Wolves. After doing a drive by on the fading and squabbling New Orleans Hornets, Shaq opined, "Everybody is playing very spirited basketball." Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1080668642404668272004-03-30T12:44:00.000-05:002004-03-31T13:53:05.653-05:00BACK TO CLAIM POLE POSITION
Behold The Oracle of Roxbury. Ray Benzino couldn't snuff out Paul Pierce. So he'll be damned if Eastern Conference upstarts like the Cleveland Cavs are gonna fuck around with his Spring. Despite having their second best player dumped in training camp, their coach jetting in the middle of the year, and Chucky Atkins being there second most reliable offensive weapon,Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1080150000650666282004-03-24T12:40:00.000-05:002007-06-22T15:30:55.198-04:00M-TOWN PLAYERS ON CHROME Spring is here, bounding through our Beast Coast metropolis like a back up power forward at a strip club! And with spring comes....LOVE. Yes, I really know how it feels to be stressed out, the playoffs are on the horizon, and you've got nothin but problems. Maybe your GM wants you to tank (yo, Danny Ainge...JUMP OUT A WINDOW, DUDE), maybe you're sweating the fact that Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1079995631862614452004-03-22T17:47:00.000-05:002004-03-22T18:47:13.200-05:00FIRST FAMILY!
In far more heart-warming news, it seems that the Miami Heat are having a Miami Heat renaissance. "We go to the movies together...all of us...what we have here is very rare'' said once struggling now thugging sophomore forward Caron Butler. One can only imgaine the deliberations taking place on line to the box office in sunny Miami...
Caron Butler: So, friends. What should we Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1079994557061023362004-03-22T17:29:00.000-05:002004-03-22T17:37:02.890-05:00WENT FROM TOP TEN TO NOT MENTIONED AT ALL
What in the the Passion of Bzdelik is up with the Nuggs!? For a minute they were licking shots in the bottom half of the Western playoff OK Corral. They are now on the outside looking in, at no less then the Utah Jazz, who are powered by the Vanilla Trinity of Matt Harpring (if only in spirit), Andrei "AK-47" Kirelinko, and Gordan Giriceck. Rookie of TheBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1079389887324962222004-03-15T17:31:00.000-05:002004-03-31T13:55:04.403-05:00WE KEEP BAKING TIL WE GET CAKE!
Chauncey Billups Orlando correspondent, James "Remember Lil' Penny" Montgomery chimes in with this farewell to former Magic GM, John Gabriel.
"The Magic just demoted GM-extreme John Gabriel to the nebulous roles of 'team advisor' and 'talent scout.' Good thing, cause if there's one thing Gabes knows, it's scouting. Be it 6'6" shooting guards who can't shoot,
Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1079113496855736322004-03-12T12:44:00.000-05:002004-03-12T12:59:36.860-05:00MY SLOW FLOW'S REMARKABLE
Chauncey Billups' Minnesota correspondent, J. Dollars, a.ka. Camper Van Exel, put down the St. Paulie Girl (and his beer) and retired from the ice fishing hole for a hot second to weigh in on Wall Szczerbiak, and the Timberwolves increasing chemistry problems:
"Wally might have down syndrome. I'm serious. Every time they give him the ball he's
like, 'What this? Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1079029560744660282004-03-11T13:26:00.000-05:002004-03-11T13:29:10.700-05:00FOR THREE YEARS THEY HAD ME PEEING OUT OF A CUP
Last Friday, Blazers chieftan, Mo Cheeks, held the bathroom door open for a Portland Oregonian columnist who wanted to verify the...purity of Damon Stoudamire's urine test. NBA players union representative, Dan Wasserman said, "It goes without saying that it's a violation of the collective bargaining agreement." True.Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1077906769265010942004-02-27T13:32:00.000-05:002004-02-27T13:49:37.793-05:00HERE'S WHY THEY CALL ME THE GHOST
Why is this man smiling? Because Dion Glover just took his 10.1 points a game and fled Bad News Bears of Atlanta, asking for and recieving his release. Hawks Head Coach Terry Stotts, choking back the emotional trauma, said, "I knew he wanted to play more." Maybe you'll love him when he fades to black, Terry.
FUCKED AROUND AND SCORED A TRIPLE DOUBLE
He's Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1077833769934395682004-02-26T17:16:00.000-05:002004-02-26T17:37:23.030-05:00GHOST IS BACK STRETCH CADILLACS FRUIT COCKTAILS
All that good shit. It's been a long time. I make a border run and the Nets go and win a baker's dozen. Ain't that a bee sting? Let's take a gander at what's been going down in the Association.
Tormented by the clanging indie rock and overcast skies, Rasheed Wallace was finally traded, as Blazer Big Willie Paul Allen shipped the Simon Gratz Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1075330975846291332004-01-28T18:01:00.001-05:002004-01-28T18:09:57.200-05:00ITALIAN GIRLS HOLD THEM RELIGIOUS HABITS IN FRONT OUR YOUR EYES
Coming to the conclusion that the world was taking a giant shit on him, Jim O'Brien decided that between keeping Vin Baker out of Norm's seat at Cheers and teaching Ricky Davis Defense for Dummies, coaching the Celtics was too much of a task for one Irish boy to handle. You've earned a vacation, lad. Get under the Tuscan sun like Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1074717665983724042004-01-21T15:27:00.000-05:002004-01-21T16:35:17.140-05:00IF YOU WANT TO GET ON THEN YOU MUST SEE ME
Last night Indy put the kibosh on Detroit's 13 game win blitz in a Central Div. Thunderdome matchup. On the night that G.W. Bush Deuce gave the State of the Union, Jermaine O'Neal painted the White House black, putting up 28 points and 15 boards, despite having former War roadie, Ben Wallace, up in his mix. Wallace opined, ""We had a long winning Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1074642171938983852004-01-20T18:26:00.000-05:002004-01-28T18:20:17.030-05:00IT BEEZ LIKE THAT
News from around the League
DARIUS MILES decided to take it E-Z and skip Cleveland Cav's practice. Perhaps D. was trying to finish up Max Payne 2 ("Check me out in Bullet Time, God!" was the official word out of the Miles camp).
There is speculation that Miles was trying to make a statement regarding his lack of clock. As in, can I get some more. As sage practitioners of Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1074631465797522732004-01-20T15:12:00.000-05:002004-01-21T15:29:04.653-05:00THREE PASSES!
Ahh yes. Playing the right way. Call it the Hackman Way. Bounce passes from the chest, blocking out, footwork, ball movement, spacing, getting low, don't leave your feet, rotate, clock management.
Old time hockey!
Recently, certain well adjusted members of the Association, namely Carmelo Bone Thugs And Anthony and Ron Artest have criticised the offensive strategy of their Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1073336977505682482004-01-05T16:06:00.000-05:002004-01-05T16:25:41.266-05:00
ARM ME WITH HARMONY
Out of the frying pan of Phoenix, Arizona, home of the annual Martin Luther King Day Methamphetamine Cook Off, and into the firey furnaces of NYC. The prodigal son returns.
Chauncey Billups Sports Bizz correspondent Joey Patel stopped counting his scrilla for a few moments to report that Stephon Marbury and Anfernee "Paper Thin" Hardaway were sent to the Knicks for, "Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1072731465551811452003-12-29T14:36:00.000-05:002003-12-29T22:50:23.820-05:00OSCAR WILDE OUT
Will sign former members of the Utah Jazz for food
Replacing John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt in the front office (Reverend Layden is no doubt somewhere in Utah scouting the plentiful basketball bounty of the Church of Latter Day Saints for the Mt. Zion Angels (THE NBA: WE KEEPS EXPANDING)), Zeke Thomas was treated to quite the spectacle in one of his first game as the Knicks' Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1072726498021401292003-12-29T13:38:00.006-05:002003-12-29T14:35:15.060-05:00
EDDIE GRIFFIN STILL SMOKES THE LA LA LA
Garden State. Mad trees. Welcome to the Meadowands. Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1071088055432652462003-12-10T14:25:00.000-05:002003-12-10T15:34:43.560-05:00CHANGE CLOTHES AND GO
I've always had a special cubby-hole in my heart for Jalen Rose. He always struck me as the Inspectah Deck of the Fab Five, that dude who would sit back and, how should I say, watch you play yourself.
Sadly, most of those who have played themselves under his haunting gaze have been...his teammates. (See: Webber, Chris, NCAA Finals, Time Out).
I digress. This isn't about Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1070920430917173462003-12-08T16:22:00.001-05:002003-12-08T16:54:02.210-05:00"Can a purple/yellow man not eat up in the Chauncey Billups blog?
This is the question that keeps Oliver Wang, executive VP of the Ed O'Bannon Fan Club, up at night. Too true, God!
Well, what can I add. It's a touching story, really. Camera shy loner, Phil Jackson, leads a rag-tag group of misfits into battle, with the hopes and dreams of that dilapidated factory town on the back of Kareem RushBillupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1070655664094543692003-12-05T15:09:00.000-05:002003-12-05T15:21:15.176-05:00SCREAMING OUT THE SUN ROOF, "DEATH TO Y'ALL"
Yesterday, your boy copped a turkey sammich at a deli. When I got to the register I noticed that said deli also sold male genital densensitizer. And I thought, "this is what Mo Cheeks must feel like." Just a guy trying to buy a turkey sammich, not get his cock froze. Namean?
Chauncey Billups Portland correspondent, Julianne "Rose Gardener" Shepherd Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1070477383545404662003-12-03T13:47:00.000-05:002003-12-03T13:49:53.630-05:00DONYELL MARSHALL MAKES A STRONG FIRST IMPRESSION
'"Those Europeans, they know how to negotiate," Marshall said of Bateer, who actually is Mongolian.'
Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1070392097197706852003-12-02T14:05:00.000-05:002003-12-02T14:08:27.583-05:00WHY KEVIN GARNETT IS HARDER THEN THE HARDEST DUDE YOU EVER MET
K.G. on players warming the bench with their little injuries and such:"If you're in street clothes and you're not a coach, I don't really look at you." Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1068831602506803672003-11-14T12:39:00.000-05:002003-11-14T12:40:07.730-05:00AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING KENYON MARTIN!
Sorry, Beg For Mercy must have been giving me brain lock.Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1068766201263615862003-11-13T18:06:00.002-05:002003-11-14T12:31:13.423-05:00Cause when we come for your ass, Aladdin wont be the only one the carpet
In a run between alumnus (let's use that term loosely, shall we?) of various stroried institutions, those college programs who have produced the best the NBA has to offer, who would you bet your 401k on?
Carolina? Arizona? Kansas?
Nope!
Nobody parts it up the middle like Bob Huggins. Peep this squad of recent um, Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1068764515748980942003-11-13T18:00:00.000-05:002003-11-13T18:02:01.323-05:00"I haven't really shot like I did last year, I haven't needed to. I've tried to make an all-around game and tried to get my teammates involved early. People know me for my scoring and my dunking. I want to be known as a leader in assists and rebounds."- Ricky Davis
Oh word?Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1067903274993588852003-11-03T18:32:00.000-05:002003-11-03T18:48:49.986-05:00"Sometimes they all go in, sometimes none of them go in. I don't care if you're Shaquille O'Neal or Larry Bird -- a lot of the time, it's luck."
That's a Duke education talking.
Yes, Mike Dunleavy Jr. carried the white man's burden into the Wachovia Center in scenic South Philadelphia this weekend, and dropped 32 (thirtyfuckingtwo) points. With backcourt mates Calbert Cheaney (no this isn't Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1067632077878653212003-10-31T15:26:00.000-05:002003-10-31T16:05:22.116-05:00I WROTE MY FIRST VERSE TAKING BATHS IN THE SINK!
I've been down with this hoop shit since Tim Dog was on Ron G. #10 (hold your head, Anthony Yayo!). And the young Jedi has a certain way about him. Double-Double in your second pro game. Still nice to see that Ricky Davis, despite playing with Air Magic Pistol Reloaded, is taking the time to chuck up 25 shots (including 8 from behind the arc for Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1067468229885362052003-10-29T17:47:00.000-05:002003-10-31T16:37:47.466-05:00MORE TEAM PREVIEWS FOR YOUR MENTAL
INDIANA PACERS
Rick Carlisle is apparently real good at teaching things like spacing and ball movement and footwork and all the other shit they taught us at ol' St. Joe's basketball camp, usually while I was scratching my ass and staring at the ceiling waiting for the three point drills to start (because your boy has mad range!).
I digress.
Lawrence Legend Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6008947.post-1067465767121226682003-10-29T17:13:00.000-05:002003-10-31T19:05:04.853-05:00In the name of Keith Van Horn's injured groin
I do believe it's on.'Tis the season for Pat Riley to continue to be the patron saint of the Van Gundy clan, for Eddie Griffin to smoke mad trees and shoot at his girlfriend. 'Tis the season for Kobe and Shaq to compete in the Asshole Olympics. And 'tis the season for all of us to pray to the ghost of Dave DeBusschere that we get a Sixers/Wolves Billupshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15880114171279251935noreply@blogger.com0